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  • Thu, 13:04: A woman saying “I’m not mad at you” is like a dentist saying “You won’t feel a thing.”
  • Thu, 17:06: If Wikipedia wanted to reach the donation goal quicker, they should hold “blackouts” around exam weeks.
  • Fri, 11:21: Your emotions seem raw today but you're still capable of movin... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdKh0P

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  • Wed, 12:51: When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady. Because life is an asshole.
  • Wed, 15:42: Some are born crazy, some achieve craziness, and some have craziness thrust upon them.
  • Wed, 23:31: A good friend knows if you prefer Pepsi or Coke.. A great friend knows to add the Captain!
  • Thu, 11:21: You may have to confront issues of low self-esteem today, maki... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdKh0P

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  • Tue, 13:04: My spirit animal is that chicken who keeps crossing the road for reasons no one can figure.
  • Tue, 16:40: Maybe Jabba was extremely thin for a Hutt, you don’t know.
  • Tue, 20:40: The cops knocked on my door and asked me where I was between 5 and 6….I told them kindergarten.
  • Wed, 04:06: Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
  • Wed, 11:21: Your willingness to make a commitment means a lot today becaus... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdKh0P

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  • Mon, 13:11: Follow @CultBoxTV and RT for a chance to win a set of 8 classic Doctor Whobooks: http://t.co/sXzOf7TtnI #Who8CB
  • Mon, 13:12: Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same.
  • Mon, 17:56: My friends most commonly describe me as “who?”
  • Mon, 23:01: I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. It’s giving payment when payment is due that I seem to struggle with.
  • Tue, 11:21: You may have an encounter with a friend or a lover today that ... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdKh0P

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  • Sun, 22:52: The Trix Bunny and Cap'n Crunch were found dead today. Police suspect a cereal killer.
  • Mon, 11:21: Karmic forces are at play behind the scenes, making or breakin... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdKh0P

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  • Sat, 14:33: 99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I’m part of the other 2%...
  • Sat, 17:35: As I was sitting on the toilet I thought to myself I don't have time for this shit!
  • Sun, 00:10: They say "If you cant beat them, join them" I say "if you cant beat them, Get a BIGGER stick"
  • Sun, 11:21: It might feel as if unforeseen situations at work are running ... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdKh0P

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  • Fri, 13:46: People will stop asking you questions if you answer back in interpretive dance.
  • Fri, 19:18: Why can’t we all just get a Long Island Iced Tea?
  • Sat, 01:01: I never follow my heart because involuntary, myogenic organs are terrible decision makers.
  • Sat, 11:21: Losing your temper over something that may ultimately be unimp... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdKh0P

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  • Thu, 13:48: They say you've got to spend money to make money. Feel like there’s some middle step I've been missing?
  • Thu, 16:45: If you don’t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn't get your money’s worth.
  • Thu, 21:08: “Have you tried just eating a ton of pizza?”- me as a therapist...
  • Fri, 02:06: Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any.
  • Fri, 11:21: You may feel as if you're witnessing a changing of the guards;... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdKh0P

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  • Wed, 13:32: I shook the vending machine until my chips fell, so yeah, I’m a hunter-gatherer.
  • Wed, 17:58: They say your memory is the first thing to… something…
  • Thu, 01:01: I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people high five the shit out of each other because it’s negative.
  • Thu, 11:21: Physical expression is critical today while the evocative Moon... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdKh0P

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  • Tue, 13:39: Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
  • Tue, 19:56: At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
  • Wed, 00:37: I just took a nap.. Well, actually I was jumping on the bed and the ceiling fan knocked me unconscious but still...
  • Wed, 11:31: It might not matter how many times you go over the details on ... More for Scorpio http://t.co/7j7oZCFEMW

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