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  • Mon, 13:07: They’ve done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time.
  • Mon, 18:47: Some people need a pat on the back,while standing on a bridge.
  • Tue, 10:31: Your weariness could catch up with you today, especially if yo... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sun, 13:21: Sometimes I run toward people & expect them to know that I want them to do the Dirty Dancing lift but they never know and I slam into them.
  • Sun, 23:54: Netflix is like meth for people who hate doing things.
  • Mon, 10:31: If you find yourself pulling your hair out while trying to wor... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sat, 13:08: I only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food.
  • Sat, 19:03: Why “Trojan” condoms? Didn’t the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing.
  • Sun, 10:31: You intuitively know how people will react to your words today... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Thu, 12:55: If pigs could fly imagine how good their wings would taste.
  • Thu, 16:59: Don’t think you’re immune. We’re all just a whim away from singing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight.” Yes, a whim away…a whim away…a whim away.
  • Fri, 10:30: You might misread someone's intentions today and turn an other... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Fri, 11:58: I’m starting to think I’ll never be old enough to know better.

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  • Wed, 12:42: If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?
  • Wed, 16:49: I have found the fastest way to beat temptation> >go ahead and give in.
  • Thu, 10:30: You're wearing your heart on your sleeve today, but you still ... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Tue, 12:35: I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy.
  • Tue, 17:23: More Americans have dated Taylor Swift than have died from ebola.
  • Wed, 10:30: You can scale the depths of your own imagination or be fascina... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Mon, 12:16: Mario Bros. Plumbing (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfriend.
  • Mon, 19:10: Maybe if we over-paid our teachers and under-paid our Pop artists there would better education and less bad music.
  • Tue, 10:30: Your current job situation may come with complications of its ... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sun, 12:55: If you suddenly start to feel random pains, do not be alarmed, it's just me, testing out your new Voodoo Doll...
  • Sun, 17:13: I'm at the age where an "all-nighter" just means I didn't have to get up to pee.
  • Mon, 10:30: You might spend much of the day lost in your fantasies, conjur... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sat, 20:32: Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs.
  • Sun, 10:30: You may be rather uncertain about your career objectives now t... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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