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  • Wed, 14:29: For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge... 😈
  • Wed, 22:16: Trying to be nice to everyone is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end... it just can't be done and it just wastes your time... 😈
  • Thu, 11:07: It’s tempting to put the blame on someone else today, especial... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Mon, 13:11: Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend... 😈
  • Mon, 23:03: Can someone please CTRL ALT DELETE this year... 😈
  • Tue, 11:08: Your intuition has shifted into overdrive, filling your mind w... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sun, 14:29: I walk away from auto-flush toilets like movie stars walk away from explosions... 😈
  • Sun, 23:22: Somebody stole my identity last week. Today, they showed up at my door and pleaded for me to take it back... 😈
  • Mon, 11:08: Although you intuitively know what someone else is feeling tod... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sat, 13:14: 3 blonds were driving to Disney World… The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home... 😈
  • Sat, 23:08: "shits and giggles" Where did that term come from honestly who giggles when they shit??? 😈
  • Sun, 11:08: You can fantasize your way through the day so effortlessly tha... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Thu, 15:22: I remember the fading "dot" when you turned off the television... 😈
  • Fri, 00:16: If you've ever been offended by any of my statuses, PLEASE, do not hesitate to contact me at: doilooklikeigiveashit dot com. 😈
  • Fri, 11:08: Your life may seem like a miracle because only yesterday you w... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Wed, 14:19: Some are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. I was born with a rusty fork in my butt... 😈
  • Wed, 23:11: Married men have two choices... They can be right, or they can be happy... 😈
  • Thu, 11:08: You’re not one to shift directions lightly. Fortunately, the v... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Mon, 13:58: I've always wanted to put a one-way sign on a dead end road, then sit and watch what people do... 😈
  • Mon, 23:33: Life is like a midget in a crowded elevator. Everywhere you look is another asshole!!! 😈
  • Tue, 11:08: It’s natural for people to assume that your positive spin on a... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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