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  • Wed, 15:16: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!
  • Thu, 10:22: Your financial decisions may raise someone's eyebrows today, b... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Mon, 13:59: I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy...
  • Tue, 10:23: You prefer to keep your vulnerabilities hidden under lock and ... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Tue, 13:29: Sex is the only activity where hiring a professional is considered wrong and is often illegal...
  • Tue, 18:30: A woman’s anger is like a check engine light; there’s no pleasant way to determine what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.
  • Wed, 03:15: I'm looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data...
  • Wed, 10:23: You're able to convey your strong passions to others today, ye... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Mon, 10:23: You have something significant to say about many different sub... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Mon, 13:33: My sink looks like I am playing Jenga with dishes...
  • Tue, 00:57: I've spotted six Pok�mon today but I don't have the game so I may need new meds...

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  • Sat, 19:53: Groupon emails serve as a nice daily reminder of all the fun stuff I can't afford to do even at a 60% discount.
  • Sun, 10:22: It may be challenging to distinguish between your dreams and r... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Sun, 14:11: The sign said tipping appreciated. Yeah right, Waitress seemed pretty pissed when she got back up...

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