?

Log in

My tweets

  • Mon, 10:26: It's essential to adhere to the highest level of integrity tod... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Mon, 12:53: If Eve sacrificed the whole human race for an apple, I wonder what she would do for a Klondike bar?

Tags:

My tweets

Tags:

My tweets

  • Thu, 17:20: To keep your kid busy.throw 24 pennies outside and tell them the first one that brings 25 pennies in wins.
  • Fri, 10:27: You are fascinated by investigating whatever lies beneath the ... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Fri, 13:23: Talking dirty to someone is an art but to be able to back it up is a gift.

Tags:

My tweets

Tags:

My tweets

  • Tue, 18:05: I still laugh when the ketchup makes that farting sound...
  • Wed, 10:30: An issue of trust may be unnecessarily highlighted today, espe... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Wed, 12:52: when you are home alone and bored,Try hula hooping naked. Beats vacuuming the carpet, just make sure the blinds are closed!

Tags:

My tweets

Tags:

My tweets

  • Sun, 14:00: Just got off the treadmill..got so inspired tomorrow I might actually turn it ON!!
  • Mon, 10:25: It may seem as if an ongoing interpersonal conflict is finally... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Mon, 13:18: Didn't get much sleep last night, I tried counting sheep but they kept cutting in line, confused the hell outta me!

Tags:

My tweets

  • Fri, 15:45: Please observe a moment of silence for all of my innocent brain cells that lost their lives over the weekend due to what was in my cup!
  • Sat, 10:23: If your true intention is to help your friends, then resist th... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

Tags:

My tweets

  • Wed, 17:52: Note to self.. candles do not taste like they smell...
  • Thu, 10:30: You long for some quality downtime today because you've been r... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Thu, 12:57: I have decided for Halloween I'm going to put on a cardboard box and paint some drawers on it and go as a one night stand...

Tags:

My tweets

Tags: