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  • Fri, 14:27: What does Viagra and Disney World have in common? They both make you stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride...
  • Sat, 11:22: A new phase is beginning in which your creativity takes the le... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sun, 15:51: Some people rake leaves, others blow them. I prefer the flamethrower, it's fun for the whole neighbourhood...
  • Mon, 11:26: A special insight is hiding in the noise of the day, so subtle... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Fri, 15:28: Have you ever looked at someone and thought,"I really need to give her parents some condoms so that never happens again"
  • Sat, 11:23: You're not sure if you're up to making plans today and you may... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Thu, 14:25: When someone sees you crying, and ask: "Are you sad?" Punch them in the face, and ask: "Are you okay?"
  • Fri, 11:23: Moderation hasn't crossed your mind today because your brain i... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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