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  • Mon, 13:36: It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road... 😈
  • Mon, 23:11: I'll never be a good example so I might as well be a fabulous warning!!! 😈
  • Tue, 10:22: Your reputation often precedes you as someone who is willing t... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sun, 13:15: Last night we were in bed and I asked my wife "What would you like to do to my body more than anything else?" She said, "Identify it." 😈
  • Sun, 23:08: RT @nationwide88: Retweet by tomorrow at 11:00 AM EST and one lucky fan will have a chance to win a Nationwide 88 hat. #NW88JR https://t.co
  • Sun, 23:08: I am so poor, there is probably a kid in Ethiopia with a picture of ME in HIS wallet... 😈
  • Mon, 10:22: Your reputation often precedes you as someone who is willing t... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Fri, 12:37: I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking? 😈
  • Sat, 10:21: Your reputation often precedes you as someone who is willing t... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Wed, 12:46: Shaving your head is the "You can't fire me because I quit" approach to male pattern baldness...
  • Wed, 23:13: life's too short... embrace the dork in you... 😈
  • Thu, 10:21: Your reputation often precedes you as someone who is willing t... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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