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  • Sun, 14:32: If you want to call a family meeting, just turn off the wi-fi router and wait in the room in which it is located...
  • Mon, 11:23: You're tired of putting your professional reputation on the li... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sat, 14:02: Sometimes when your sad, no one cares. Sometimes when you cry, no one sees. Sometimes when you leave no one notices. But fart just one time.
  • Sun, 11:23: You're tired of putting your professional reputation on the li... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Fri, 14:20: I thought a thought but the thought I thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought so I thought another thought...
  • Sat, 11:22: Don't discount the value of the lessons you learn from your li... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Mon, 14:36: It's just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name...
  • Tue, 11:23: People may be surprised by the steady stream of creative solut... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sat, 13:48: I went to the Drs today and undress to speed up the examination. I was asked to leave. That is the last time I go to that optometrist...
  • Sun, 11:24: You are struck with a brilliant idea about how to do a regular... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Fri, 14:55: Did you hear about the new Thai restaurant where the servers wear S&M gear? It's called Thai Me Down...
  • Sat, 11:24: You are struck with a brilliant idea about how to do a regular... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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