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  • Wed, 13:59: So you have 820 friends on Facebook and yet no one was around to take your picture when you decided to use the mirror for a good shot? 😈
  • Wed, 22:44: With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too... 😈
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  • Tue, 12:16: I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around... 😈
  • Tue, 22:05: Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt... 😈
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  • Mon, 20:58: When someone asks you if you have a sec. reply with "i have lots of secs." i guarantee they wont remember what the original question was! 😈
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  • Sun, 22:06: Snow is like sex, you never know when you might get some, don't know how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last... 😈
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  • Sat, 13:35: Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion... 😈
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  • Thu, 12:59: Come on in and take off your skin and rattle around in your bones... 😈
  • Thu, 22:41: If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy... 😈
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  • Wed, 13:11: I have accepted the fact that I am going to hell in multiple religions... 😈
  • Wed, 21:43: Guy: lets play firetruck. say red light when u want me to stop *runs hand up leg* girl: RED LIGHT guy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights
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  • Tue, 12:36: Shit happens, just wipe your ass and move on... 😈
  • Tue, 22:48: When you hear a southern girl say " Ah hell no.." you better run... 😈
  • Wed, 10:25: It's certainly not helpful if you can't make up your mind abou... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Mon, 13:00: I slept like a baby. I woke up every two hours screaming and kept crapping my pants... 😈
  • Mon, 23:36: If Miss Piggy takes her clothes off, is that bacon strips? 😈
  • Tue, 10:23: It's certainly not helpful if you can't make up your mind abou... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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