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  • Sun, 12:24: I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little.
  • Sun, 20:00: I went to McDonald's, Put $5 on the counter and said "Surprise Me". Because I Never get what I ask for Anyways!!
  • Mon, 01:55: Redneck word of the day: OBAMA " I bought me a bag of stash and smoked it Obama self"
  • Mon, 10:29: You might try to hold back the flood of impassioned feelings t... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sat, 13:46: Wonders why people always try to get cats out of trees... How many cat skeletons have you seen in trees?
  • Sat, 18:53: Gently placing your finger on someones lips and saying "shhh, not another word" is romantic.. but cops don't seem to think so.
  • Sun, 02:35: The reason protesters target fur wearers rather than leather wearers is because its much safer to hassle little old ladies than it is bikers
  • Sun, 10:29: There is a familiar comfort to your spiritual life these days,... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Fri, 12:30: Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but don’t stare.. Unless you’re wearing sunglasses.
  • Fri, 16:07: My Dr. said I need to start killing people. Well, he said I need to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing.
  • Sat, 10:30: It probably takes more effort to bury your feelings today than... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Thu, 15:13: The hardest part about having a vivid imagination is finding enough things to climb on to avoid all the frickin’ lava on the floor!
  • Thu, 19:49: Code zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero.
  • Fri, 04:26: can currently be found standing at the corner of WTF and who gives a shit.
  • Fri, 10:30: If someone doesn't support your plans today, you might overcom... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Wed, 12:44: The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
  • Wed, 18:11: There’s one energy source we’ll never run out of: the anger of women 5’ tall.
  • Wed, 22:46: Very nervous to use the bathroom because I ate twenty-five sticks of gum exactly 7 years ago tonight...
  • Thu, 03:15: At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
  • Thu, 10:29: You are ready to throw off the shackles of self-restraint and ... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Tue, 12:50: You can still get pizza in 30 minutes or less if you end every phone order with: “I’m 530 lbs and Ill be wearing pants for 30 minutes ONLY.”
  • Tue, 16:56: If I was homeless I would dress up as a Coinstar machine and just sit there.
  • Wed, 03:17: Sometimes... You just gotta treat life like a bad lay... Make funny faces and pretend you're having a good time.
  • Wed, 10:29: Reaching your destination is an uphill climb if your current d... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Mon, 12:42: In grade school it’s called bullying but when you get older it’s referred to as upper level management.
  • Mon, 20:30: If aliens ever attack, I hope they do it in rows of 8, going right and left directly above me. I’m very skilled at shooting aliens this way
  • Tue, 01:17: Creepy: People who request middle seats on airplanes.
  • Tue, 10:29: Planning for the future now could seem more like work than pla... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sat, 14:17: Supposed to be cleaning my closet but the skeletons keep talking to me and it's distracting.
  • Sun, 02:50: Madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky.
  • Sun, 10:24: Handling an internal conflict between your head and your heart... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Fri, 14:01: I may be offensive, but at least I’m an equal opportunity offender.
  • Fri, 23:14: I went to the doctor today, Bad news, They said they found blood in my alcohol system.
  • Sat, 10:25: Monitoring your schedule is crucial now because you might sacr... More for Scorpio http://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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