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  • Wed, 11:41: Verbalizing what you want is a significant challenge today. Th... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Wed, 14:27: If you think your day is going badly just remember that somewhere in the world a man with a lisp is trying to order the "Sweet & Sour Soup"

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  • Mon, 14:08: We should start referring to "Age" as "Levels”, So "I'm at level 46" sounds more badass than just being an old person...

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  • Sat, 17:40: Some people have minds that are more narrow than a straight man's asshole...
  • Sun, 13:12: Enjoy the unexpected break from your hectic schedule and kick ... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Sun, 15:12: How come Wal-Mart commercials never feature someone in a wife beater and pajama pants dragging 6 kids by their ear lobes?

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  • Fri, 23:56: I remember 9 months before I was born I went to a party with Dad and left with mom...

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  • Fri, 11:26: It may seem like business as usual as you move through your pr... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Fri, 14:23: Some rude idiot just interrupted my afternoon nap by honking his horn just because the light turned green...

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  • Mon, 11:26: It might seem as if you are running out of time to make some b... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Mon, 14:25: Today's Facebook forecast: partly stupid.. and increased drama and isolated bullshit!!!

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  • Sat, 11:26: You have plenty of chores to do today and, thankfully, the int... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Sat, 22:38: Spent the last hour trying to think up a deep and profound yet witty status. This is not that status....

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