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  • Sun, 12:04: Remember that being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning you're something people don't see that often... 😈
  • Sun, 23:18: Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellant. Now he'll never have friends... 😈
  • Sun, 23:19: RT @GeorgeTakei: If you are turned away at the polls because your name is not on the register, don’t walk away. Say this: I REQUEST A PROVI…
  • Sun, 23:22: RT @Panthers: Retweet if @ThomasDavisSDTM's return makes you happy and we'll pick one lucky winner for his signed jersey! https://t.co/Qvob
  • Mon, 10:21: Revealing your feelings exposes places of vulnerability within... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sat, 12:16: Mario Bros. Plumbing ★☆☆☆☆ (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfriend... 😈
  • Sun, 10:20: Throwing money at a problem rarely works. In fact, dollars ten... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Fri, 12:19: My wife thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not the one who married me... 😈
  • Fri, 23:23: My therapist told me my narcissism causes me to misread social situations, but I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me... 😈
  • Sat, 10:19: Those glimmers and shimmers you see in the distance might be s... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Thu, 16:53: Guns are for people who can't get their Broadsword up!!! 😈
  • Thu, 22:22: I don't understand people that say hurtful things like "Want to go for a run?" or "Hey, try this kale!" 😈
  • Fri, 10:19: Opportunities to use cutting-edge innovations to your professi... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Tue, 22:31: I'm not sure what shocked my mailman more, the fact that I came to the door completely naked, or the fact that I knew where he lived... 😈
  • Wed, 10:19: You’re running hot or you’re running cold today as extra passi... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Wed, 11:39: My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch... 😈

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  • Mon, 12:15: We do not stop playing because we are old; We grow old because we stop playing. It's ok to be silly, be curious,… https://t.co/FSyJThp3O0
  • Mon, 21:56: The documentary on Edgar Allen Poe should be named "That's So Raven"... 😈
  • Tue, 10:20: Anticipation is of high magnitude today, and you are sitting o... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Tue, 11:55: Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder... 😈
  • Tue, 11:56: RT @LordPalpatine: This is MY "son". He graduated alone from the Jedi Academy, got the #Order66 award, he's a gentleman who respects women.…

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  • Sun, 12:05: I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong... 😈
  • Sun, 22:57: I can't afford anti-depressants so I'm just drinking No More Tears shampoo... 😈
  • Sun, 22:59: RT @bjcreigh: Women, you spoke out. You were ridiculed. POTUS mocked you, called you liars, “paid protesters” and an “angry left-wing mo…
  • Mon, 10:20: A blur is spied from the corner of your eye or an image nags a... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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