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  • Mon, 12:25: My mind is in the gutter so much I get mail there... 😈
  • Mon, 23:38: Did you know that every sneeze is 1/8 an orgasm... So the next time someone sneezes ask them, "Was it good for you?" 😈
  • Tue, 10:02: The very same opportunities that seemed out of reach only yest... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdb51d

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  • Sun, 13:24: Popsicle sticks: $1. caramel: $3. onion: $4. watching your friends bite into a caramel onion thinking its an apple: priceless... 😈
  • Mon, 10:03: You might not want to admit it, but you thrive on the intensit... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sat, 22:53: I hate when friends come over and ask, ''Do you have a bathroom?'' No, We shit outside... 😈
  • Sat, 22:57: RT @KimlyKesseh: Sir @BarackObama this is a paint art of You and the former first Lady . We did this for You in Ghana 😊 Your Retweet can…
  • Sun, 10:03: You can see the light through the darkness and the possibility... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Thu, 14:38: My face is a 4, my personality is a 6, so basically, I'm a 10... 😈
  • Thu, 21:43: When choosing a path in life, try to avoid the psychopaths... 😈
  • Fri, 10:03: It’s a blessing when there are others to lean on, but it can b... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Wed, 12:35: I could tell that my parents hated me... My bath toys were a toaster and a radio... 😈
  • Wed, 23:19: I used to believe in things like Fate and Destiny... then I realized those are just stripper names!!! 😈
  • Thu, 10:03: You might feel as if you ran into a solid brick wall today, ye... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Tue, 15:13: I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it... 😈
  • Tue, 21:54: The police came to my house and said that my dog chased an old man on a bike. I said my dog doesn't have a bike... 😈
  • Wed, 10:03: You may be so obstinate now that others don't want to work wit... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Mon, 12:42: Ever wonder what would happen if the world ran out of coffee? 😈
  • Mon, 23:26: I got the urge to rip all my clothes off and run naked so I took a shot of Windex, It stopped me from Streaking... 😈
  • Tue, 10:03: You’re no stranger to the flames of passion burning brightly n... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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