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  • Wed, 12:15: I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like this don't bother me, but it was in my Big Mac... 😈
  • Wed, 22:38: Bartenders are basically professionals that we hire to poison us very slowly in creative ways... 😈
  • Wed, 22:39: RT @neiltyson: Let’s Make America Smart Again.
  • Thu, 10:19: There are many intriguing options on the table. You prefer to ... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Sun, 12:08: All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body... 😈
  • Sun, 12:12: RT @WalshFreedom: I'm a Conservative. When I was in Congress, I was one of it's most conservative Members. But dammit, I'm an American fir…
  • Sun, 22:54: Thanks to Tom and Jerry I now know how to use every household utensil as a weapon... 😈
  • Sun, 22:55: RT @LordPalpatine: The stories you heard about "Order 66" yesterday took place during The Republic, not The Empire. Why didn't they do some…
  • Mon, 10:19: A smorgasbord of many offerings provides either stability or a... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Mon, 11:43: There is nothing like blowing up fireworks made in China to celebrate America's independence... 😈
  • Mon, 11:44: RT @LordPalpatine: Our relationship with the Jedi has NEVER been worse thanks to many years of rebellion foolishness and stupidity and now,…

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  • Sat, 12:25: ▒▒broke his stat▒us but ▒▒▒▒ a little duct tape goes▒▒ a long w▒ay… 😈
  • Sat, 12:29: RT @krassenstein: Yesterday Americans were shocked when London said that they expected 50,000 people to show up for the Anti Trump March to…
  • Sat, 12:30: RT @The_UnSilent_: You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat animals and the elderly https://t.co/Z7wGI9ulUP
  • Sat, 22:26: I flirted with disaster last night. Now, disaster won't stop texting me... 😈
  • Sun, 10:19: Be a leader but avoid arrogance at all costs. Your vast inner ... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Fri, 21:05: An atheist dies and is reincarnated as a tree. Then he is cut down and made into a bible. That my friends is the definition of irony... 😈
  • Sat, 10:19: Recognize what is real in the world and restructure your reali... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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