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  • Sun, 22:41: Dogs would try harder to not get hair everywhere if they knew they were the reason for the vacuum being used... 😈
  • Mon, 10:15: When multiple hands work together, loose ends can coalesce int... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Mon, 10:39: When I get in an elevator before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say “Are you ready to take this sh… https://t.co/wP2KKLEiUH

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  • Sat, 12:01: Where do I see myself in 5 years? I would hope in a hologram but it will probably still be in the mirror. Stupid scientists... 😈
  • Sun, 10:15: You Scorpios are known to be as intuitive as you are private. ... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Sun, 11:28: I wish I was in a gang, I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures... 😈

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  • Fri, 12:39: I hate people that don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Their so stupid... 😈
  • Fri, 22:07: Many superheroes wear a cape, but Dr. Strange's cape wears a superhero... 😈
  • Sat, 10:15: There is no such thing as a carbon copy when it comes to human... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Thu, 22:30: Dogs would try harder to not get hair everywhere if they knew they were the reason for the vacuum being used... 😈
  • Fri, 10:15: Dancing around the peripherals can be a fun form of escapism. ... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Wed, 23:07: Expensive paintings are basically just trading cards for the rich... 😈
  • Thu, 10:34: You can find what you’re searching for only if you are very sp... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdb51d
  • Thu, 10:56: Studies have shown that if your parents never had children, chances are you won't either... 😈

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  • Mon, 22:40: It must be annoying for nudists when they have to clean their glasses... 😈
  • Tue, 10:15: You possess an unusually hearty appetite for anything that fee... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Tue, 11:47: Interesting facts about me: I was born on my birthday, I'm human, and don't tell no one but I'm naked under my clothes!!! 😈
  • Tue, 11:51: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: The Baylor women looking down at Trump like the dog shit he is is just beautiful. Tag yourself. I’m the short girl up fr…

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  • Sun, 12:06: It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle... 😈
  • Sun, 22:51: I thought my dryer was shrinking my clothes, it turned out it was the refrigerator... 😈
  • Mon, 10:15: Count to ten before you speak. Sputtering out whatever pops to... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Mon, 11:22: There’s a thin line between “I should do a status update about that” and “I should talk to a therapist about that”… 😈

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  • Sat, 23:27: I have a bumper sticker that says 'Honk If You Think I'm Sexy' so I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!!! 😈
  • Sun, 10:15: Muster up all the objectivity that you can when closing out th... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL

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  • Fri, 21:59: Facebook is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, and you really don't want to see a lot of it... 😈
  • Sat, 10:15: The spirit of unity is strong when everyone is on equal footin... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
  • Sat, 11:46: I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth... 😈

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